Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
1379462616134338302370829215224Lady on the bus next to me:Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:No! I am Obi-Wan!9536636405134636